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How To Turn A Boyfriend Off


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I wish you where here with me :)
A www Ur so sweet!
I wish I could kill you.
Kill me ??? W T F 
What did I do ?
KISS KISS . I TYPED KISS !!!



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I Almost Told My Mom About My Virginity Loss


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I just had sex and it felt so good!
Honey, you are 16
Sorry mom, that was for Jessica
and it's a song.
O MG Jess ! I almost told my mom about my virginity loss :O
Its still   


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AUTOCORRECT TEXT TO EX BOYFRIEND

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hey
who is this.. i have like 10 of my ex's changed to asshole in my contacts which one are you ?? it;s your father..

Wrong Boyfriend


hey babe
who is this? sorry, i lost all my contacts
your boyfriend  <3
jake<3
kevin.....
shit

The Cutest Thing Ever

i seen that one i think.
it the cutest thing over!
i know!!!!!
what's ericsson last name?
ericsson*
ericsson
ericsson
fick
fuck

Lying Girlfriend Text Fail

hi babe, what are you doing?
nothing much, 'em really tired. just going to sleep now babe. and you?
in the club standing behind you

Fact Of Changing GF

hey
who is this...i have like 10 my ex's change to asshole in my contacts.. which one are you?
it's your father...

Way to Make Your Life More Exciting

love you babe. i hope your day is a little brother. don't forget, we're going to get diablo !!! to night! 
that should excite you. i maybe me doing something naughty might excite you more? hmmm? (sexy wink)
you're going to dress up like a demon  and let me hit you with a hammer?
haha! but of course!

A Very Simple Way To Break Up With Ur Boyfriend

it's 11:11! make a wish!
okay:d what'd you wish for?
for you and me to grow up and get married  and stay together forever! 
what'd you wish for?
to find a way  to break up with you before it got to serious?
....are you serious?

Im Still Gonna Break Up With You

baby, please don't do this. you have no idea how important  you are to me..
i gave you way too many chances. i'm done.
i'll do anything..
forget it, alright? we're octagon.
lolol i meant over. that was funny but i'm still breaking up with you

Ex-GirlFriend Gets The WIN

well we can still be friend.
promise ?
pinky(:
okay (: can i ask you for a favor
anything (:
go shove that pinky promise up your ass. you broke my heart asshole.

Awesome Kid Trolling His Mom! Xd

mo can you lend me 30 bucks?!?!?
no! do you think money grows on trees?
what is money made for?
paper
where does paper come from?
...

 
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