Fucking Hell Dad! Get A Different Phone

hi sweetie we all miss you loads! can't wait to see you :-) your mother and i just finished fucking your sister in bed she's cute when she sleeps!

uh what dad?! 

don't you remember ?? you used to love it :-) ha ha even though  you were asleep half the time ! love you xxxxxx

omg!! what the fuck dad?!!

ha ha woops :-p i meant tucking in don't tell your mother. Goodnight pumpkin i'm going to bang with your brothers tonight :-) they miss you xxxx

fucking hell dad! get a different phone!